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You talk weird – 2

Girlfriend :- I want a jar full of stars!

Poet:- you can get a glass jar and put in some lights. It will give you the feel of a night sky full of stars.

Girlfriend :- No, No, I want an actual jar, full of stars.

Poet:- Oh girl you need a sky full of stars.

Girlfriend:- Yeah true.

Poet:- Do you know that you have a heart full of stars!

Girlfriend:- Aww, now tell me, what about my jar of stars? When am I going to get it.

Poet:- Let me tell you this; Be my Moon and let me be your Sun and we’ll have kids for stars.

Girlfriend:- ( Laughs) You talk really weird. Remind me again, why did I ever fall for you.

Poet:- It’s because you’re crazy and I’m weird and thus we’re a perfect match.

Girlfriend :- Perfect!

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( Eyes crossed, laughs turns to blushing smiles, holding hands and both gazes at the Moon )

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04/12/18 Β© The Rendezvous Club!

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(With special inputs from a friend)

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What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

Hi guys,

First of I’m sorry for not showering my love upon all your posts. I had an exam and was a bit caught up in it. Now coming back to my today’s subject for thoughts and laugh Dreams.

People who knows me well, knows very well that I hate dreams, the dreams I get while I’m asleep, I don’t even like the good ones. Now don’t ask me for the reason behind this because even I don’t know completely why I don’t like dreaming while sleeping. I always prays to God before going to bed that, God please don’t give me any dreams but last week was crazy. . . . Really crazy. I am getting weird dreams, really weird ones and it is both scary and frustrating ones.

The weirdest dream I’ve ever got till date is in one of the dreams I got last week. In that dream I killed two people 😭. I never ever wanted to kill anybody my entire life and I killed two people in my dream. I don’t know who they were. I still remember every details to how I killed them and that’s even more weird because nothing in a dream stays with us for long and we can’t really remember every details in a dream. I had a few other weird ones too but I’d rather not talk about them and bore you already and they are really weird too so I don’t want you to think of me as a creepy person either 😬.

So guys now you tell me what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had till date. I’m waiting to see if I’m the only one who gets weird dreams.

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You talk weird. . . .

(Night time, starry sky Two best friends laying down on the grass and watching the wind flirt with leaves)

Best friend:- This isn’t right. You should stop this.

Poet:- what are you talking about? You’re thinking too much.

Best friend :- No I’m not thinking too much. He doesn’t love you, he doesn’t care about you. Then why are you still talking to him? Huh

Poet:- He’s sad, he’s broken he needs someone to care about him, he needs someone to listen to him, to help him.

Best friend :- Exactly, he needs someone to care for him just for him and he won’t do the same for you.

Poet :- So what? He needs someone to care for him and I need someone to love. I just need someone to love.

Best friend :- Love is really weird.

Poet :- I know. I know. You know most of the poets who writes love poems, they’ve only loved and never really were loved. Still they’ve immortalized love. You don’t need to be loved in order to have love in your life. You can also just love someone and have love in your life.

Best friend :- You talk weird . . . !

Poet :- I know ( smiles and looks at the moon)


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Have you ever been in love?

Hi guys,

Have you ever been in love? I write a lot of love poems and mostly people thinks that it’s my personal experience but I’ve never been in love.

Yes I know it’s hard to digest because I write about love a loooot πŸ˜…. I just observe a lot, I’ve observed people’s emotions and their journey through love. That’s how I come up with my poems and they are never my personal experience.

I have never been been in love with a person doesn’t mean that I am not in love. I am in love with everyone and everything and it’s totally crazy at times. I love the sun the moon, sunrises and sunsets. Dark sky, rains, puddles, petrichor, pink, blue, rainbows, lights everything means everything. But I love God the most. So in that perspective I’ve been in love my whole life. And other than that I’ve never been in love with a person. πŸ˜‚

So what about you guys? Have you been in love? Or Are you in love? Or are you like me always in love😁. Annnnnd if you can do share your love story with me so that I can make that into a poem and immortalize it😌. He he he he πŸ˜‰. I’m waiting for your answers 😘.

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What’s the most stupidest thing you’ve ever done?

Hi guys πŸ™‹,

We have all done so many stupid things haven’t we but what is the most stupidest thing that you’ve ever done? Among all the stupidities that I’ve committed in the past 20 years the one that stood out to me was the one that I’ve committed about 8,9 years ago. It was really stupid and a bit painful too. So the story goes something like this . .

We had a group of girls who would go out in the evening to ride our bicycles and have some fun. On the very day of my stupidity my sister was riding her bicycle and I was sitting behind her. Suddenly as the bike was going fast and idea popped into my head and the idea was

I wanted to get off a moving bicycle 😌

I know I know it was stupid that’s why it’s titled stupid πŸ˜‚. And guess what I executed my stupid idea, I think I was too much into physics that day that I tested Gravity and Inertia at same time from a bike πŸ™‡. But guess what I forgot the main thing in Physics Laws of motion πŸ˜₯. Well the rest is history, I fell down hurt myself badly πŸ€• and it was very painful. But the most embarrassing thing was explaining to everyone what and why I did it 😳.

So guys this was the most embarrassing and the most stupid thing I have ever did in my life. Now tell me what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? So what are you waiting for comment πŸ˜‚. I’m waiting for your comments πŸ˜‰.